Sunday, April 29, 2007

AHAHA I PWNED YT!!! -dq

Monday, April 23, 2007

due to popular votes i've decided to remove the picture of piles
now lets see some pictures from meet your meat



<-----pig's having its scrotum and testicles ripped out in farm










<-----
how cows are cut down to size for your patties in your burger











<------how chickens got their beaks seared off
















chicken with piles ??? all because of their feed




<-----similarly ducks with piles ??? due to their feed











<------duck chokes to death with feed cum its own vomit















<----blade missed the chicken in slaughterhouse .... common
















<----pig with open wound due to concrete floor and ammonia

Sunday, April 22, 2007

nxt week onwards no more dota le!

Fiercest host "i say no!"

Wots life gonna be?

Obviously we quit dota to start stewdying. but wtf! everyday chiong home study is un friggin imaginable.

Wots life gonna be?

Lets wait and see!

-tanzechuan

Friday, April 20, 2007

You cant sit
You cant stand
You cant lie
You cant sleep
You cant sneeze
You cant laugh
You cant cough

piles are driving me crazy !!! ^&%^&$%!@
i wake up every 30 minutes or less during the night just to use cold water to cool my piles. I cant even sleep.

I walk i bleed
I stand i bleed
I sleep i bleed
I sit i bleed

You can smell the blood on your pants, see the blood on your pants.

The horrible pain, it takes me 2 minutes just to assume into a sitting position from a standing position. It takes me 2 minutes just to get down of bed. It takes me 6 minutes to walk from my bedroom to the kitchen.
I wake up to with my pants wet, not from dreams or pee, but from blood. My bedsheet is stained with blood. I almost had to wear pampers. When the doctor pushed it back in, the pain is out of the world, when i go to the toilet to do my business, the pain makes me want to stop. How do i sit ? Simple, put newspaper as the base, put a swimming tube above it and CAREFULLY sit. Fugging piles of mine.





Tips to avoid piles , HEED THEM im serious :
- Shit in a sitting position not squatting
- Never ever shit longer than 10 minutes, preferably within 3 minutes
- Eat more fruits and vegetables, when i mean more i meant A LOT MORE
- Take FICEROL ( dont know if spelt correctly), it restores your bowel movements and soften your stools A LOT. I would have died without it
- Seek medical attention as soon as possible when you suspect you have piles
- NEVER EVER force stools out, it could be piles.
- When you eat heaty food , e.g fried, barbcued etc. Drink LOTS OF herbal tea
- NEVER try to walk with piles, it causes abrasion which can bring you to hell

-------------more to be added when i thought of it --------------------------------

Thursday, April 19, 2007

ok ppl, its time to settle down n study. a levels, promos all coming up. lets make a deal, afternoon we study, at nite we dota one game. one game only, we play at 10pm then play till 11. after 11 we sleep, i think tats the best for all of us. happy studying.
-ying tong

Monday, April 16, 2007

AHAHAHAHAH

Sunday, April 08, 2007

this week got chem econs maths test.

hai sian. no motivation le la.

zt cfm promote and do well for A lvls.
cw cfm promote and do well for A lvls.

zc cfm gone and gonna sweep the floor.

yt made the right choice going to poly.

nowsadays, super no motivation to do anything except playing. if i cont like this gonna become beggar when my parents die. (zf doesnt seem willing to yang me anymore). waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

just another post

-tanzechuan

oh ye ant jem and whorever else gd luck for ur retests!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Heya pimps let me clearly illustrate how zong ting zong se qing you =)

Case 1
- ( Forgot the details.... but lets skip to the most important part)
WK : wah lao zong ting you zong se qing you la
ZT : WTF ??!!! you see 2 girls = 60 percent chun wee = 40 percent so in all chun wee> girls ( yes he said that no doubt about it even a child can see 60>40) $#^%%^$#%&#^&^#%*^%* ( followed by all the maths that he himself do not understand)
US : =.= ( with jaws dropping )
JJ : master of cock talking in action
ZT : ok let me give you an analogy ( heres the great part)
ZT : I WOULD RATHER LET CHUN WEE ORAL ME THAN LET 100 GIRLS ORAL ME
US : ( backs off )
CW : shit i think i pinch his nipple too much now hes in love with me
ZT : oh wait no no no ....
bus came.......

Yes my friends, do not doubt this is zt's lame excuse for getting out of zong se qing you



-Case 2 ( at lot 1 )
CW/ZC : wah lao zt stay with us until 2.30 la ..
ZT : cannot i have to go back to school to talk to the PE teacher
JJ : PE teacher or see your DEER ??
ZT : .......=.= both
US : yea 99.9 percent see DEER .1 percent see teacher
ZT : aiya i see majority if you all want me to stay then i stay lo
WK : ok lets vote
( ZC ZF CW WK ) 5 person around including JJ therefore 4 person = 80 percent stay
ZF : im cool =)
JJ : YOU GO JUST GO !!!!
ZT : lol i follow majority one lah
.............. moments later .............
ZT : bye guys =)
US : =.= ..... ( once again our jaws dropped )

-Case 3 ( this is facts )
- ZT : 17 , MALE , White ,Thin, AH beng look alike
Founder of BCBC ( bio chio bu club which later was dismissed due to the lack of taste of ZT * and to some extent TZC * )
Yes ponder no more. BCBC was set up by PEH ZONG TING