Friday, April 20, 2007

You cant sit
You cant stand
You cant lie
You cant sleep
You cant sneeze
You cant laugh
You cant cough

piles are driving me crazy !!! ^&%^&$%!@
i wake up every 30 minutes or less during the night just to use cold water to cool my piles. I cant even sleep.

I walk i bleed
I stand i bleed
I sleep i bleed
I sit i bleed

You can smell the blood on your pants, see the blood on your pants.

The horrible pain, it takes me 2 minutes just to assume into a sitting position from a standing position. It takes me 2 minutes just to get down of bed. It takes me 6 minutes to walk from my bedroom to the kitchen.
I wake up to with my pants wet, not from dreams or pee, but from blood. My bedsheet is stained with blood. I almost had to wear pampers. When the doctor pushed it back in, the pain is out of the world, when i go to the toilet to do my business, the pain makes me want to stop. How do i sit ? Simple, put newspaper as the base, put a swimming tube above it and CAREFULLY sit. Fugging piles of mine.





Tips to avoid piles , HEED THEM im serious :
- Shit in a sitting position not squatting
- Never ever shit longer than 10 minutes, preferably within 3 minutes
- Eat more fruits and vegetables, when i mean more i meant A LOT MORE
- Take FICEROL ( dont know if spelt correctly), it restores your bowel movements and soften your stools A LOT. I would have died without it
- Seek medical attention as soon as possible when you suspect you have piles
- NEVER EVER force stools out, it could be piles.
- When you eat heaty food , e.g fried, barbcued etc. Drink LOTS OF herbal tea
- NEVER try to walk with piles, it causes abrasion which can bring you to hell

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