Saturday, April 07, 2007

Heya pimps let me clearly illustrate how zong ting zong se qing you =)

Case 1
- ( Forgot the details.... but lets skip to the most important part)
WK : wah lao zong ting you zong se qing you la
ZT : WTF ??!!! you see 2 girls = 60 percent chun wee = 40 percent so in all chun wee> girls ( yes he said that no doubt about it even a child can see 60>40) $#^%%^$#%&#^&^#%*^%* ( followed by all the maths that he himself do not understand)
US : =.= ( with jaws dropping )
JJ : master of cock talking in action
ZT : ok let me give you an analogy ( heres the great part)
ZT : I WOULD RATHER LET CHUN WEE ORAL ME THAN LET 100 GIRLS ORAL ME
US : ( backs off )
CW : shit i think i pinch his nipple too much now hes in love with me
ZT : oh wait no no no ....
bus came.......

Yes my friends, do not doubt this is zt's lame excuse for getting out of zong se qing you



-Case 2 ( at lot 1 )
CW/ZC : wah lao zt stay with us until 2.30 la ..
ZT : cannot i have to go back to school to talk to the PE teacher
JJ : PE teacher or see your DEER ??
ZT : .......=.= both
US : yea 99.9 percent see DEER .1 percent see teacher
ZT : aiya i see majority if you all want me to stay then i stay lo
WK : ok lets vote
( ZC ZF CW WK ) 5 person around including JJ therefore 4 person = 80 percent stay
ZF : im cool =)
JJ : YOU GO JUST GO !!!!
ZT : lol i follow majority one lah
.............. moments later .............
ZT : bye guys =)
US : =.= ..... ( once again our jaws dropped )

-Case 3 ( this is facts )
- ZT : 17 , MALE , White ,Thin, AH beng look alike
Founder of BCBC ( bio chio bu club which later was dismissed due to the lack of taste of ZT * and to some extent TZC * )
Yes ponder no more. BCBC was set up by PEH ZONG TING